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Changing Gears

I’m changing gears.After a lot of bicycle adventures, I’m shifting to motorcycle adventuring. I figured I’ll be closer to the middle of the road this time. Bicycle riding actually relegated…

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June 20, 2026
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Seattle Is In Trouble.

Is Socialism Coming to a City Near You? 🏛️ Government Can’t Run a Business Seattle’s leaders are flirting with socialism under the banner of “equity.” Katie Wilson is pushing for…

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November 22, 2025
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Ebike Camper Trailer

There’s a former Boeing engineer, Paul Elkins, whose bike camper designs inspired me. He started with shelters for the homeless, later creating bug-out shelters brought to Burning Man, using low-cost…

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October 28, 2025
  • Fetterman Fell. The Internet Faceplanted.

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    Senator John Fetterman suffered a heart rhythm flare-up, fell, and received 20 stitches. He’s now recovering at home. That’s the real story. But online? The moment his face hit the pavement, the internet hit the gas pedal on fiction. 🔍 The Greatest Hits of Conspiracy Theater The Schumer Doctor Drop They say Chuck Schumer sent a doctor to drug Fetterman. No evidence. No logic. Just vibes. The Clone Theory They say Fetterman has a body double. That he’s been replaced. That the real one is gone. Fetterman himself mocked this theory in a video—because it’s that absurd. The Stroke Cover-Up Some claim this wasn’t a heart issue—it was a second…

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  • The Climate Clock Is a Grift

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    They say we have six years left. They’ve been saying that since Al Gore lost the presidency and found a new stage. The climate countdown resets every few years, but the beachfront property keeps selling. The private jets keep flying. The panic keeps paying. Let’s Rewind The Earth has been warming for over 18,000 years—since the last ice age ended. That’s not a conspiracy. That’s geology. We’re living in an interglacial period, and the climate has always changed. But now, change is treated like a catastrophe. And catastrophe is treated like cash flow. Al Gore said the Arctic would be ice-free by 2013. It wasn’t. He warned of a 20-foot…

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    They called it a “clean” Continuing Resolution. I heard the lie day after day.But buried in the fine print of Speaker Mike Johnson’s CR was a ban on most hemp-derived products, deep cuts to SNAP benefits, and a fresh round of subsidies for megafarms.No debate. No headlines. Just a quiet, calculated maneuver to pass controversial policies under the cover of urgency.I watched one Senator admit it: he didn’t like what was in the bill, but if he didn’t vote yes, the government would stay shut down. That’s not negotiation. That’s coercion.The hemp ban alone could gut a $30 billion industry—one that includes small farmers, veterans, and entrepreneurs.This wasn’t a clean…

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  • Chickens!

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    When I was about 8 years old. We rented a house from the owners of an Antique store on the corner of Sitka street and State Avenue. I remember running behind my momma, trying to keep up with her. We walked about a mile, maybe a little less. I was a little boy you know. We walked into Kaija’s feed and walked out with a box full of baby chicks! I didn’t know what would become of those chicks at the end of the summer. Didn’t care right then. If momma told me we were going to eat them, I would have said, “Naw mom, your joshin me.” All summer,…

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  • Feeding Time!

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    “I was heading outside with my two dogs and getting ready to feed them. My daughter’s got four little ones of her own, so it’s always a busy scene when they’re all together.” “Dude’s got some real food insecurity, so we feed him outside by himself—makes mealtime a lot less stressful for everyone. Lady comes inside, and the four little dogs get their dinner served up in the kitchen. It’s a whole operation, but at least nobody’s battling over the kibble!” “‘Less stressful’ isn’t even the word for it. When we first got Dude, he actually tried to eat my foot! He’s determined—‘No, you’re not getting my food,’ he seems…

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    There’s a former Boeing engineer, Paul Elkins, whose bike camper designs inspired me. He started with shelters for the homeless, later creating bug-out shelters brought to Burning Man, using low-cost materials like foam board insulation and corrugated plastic from political signs. Last winter, I built my own bicycle camper. I used rigid foam panels for insulation and finished the exterior with fiberglass and epoxy—keeping things lightweight, weatherproof, and ready for adventure. My design is practical and comfortable for all seasons, making life on the road easy and enjoyable. Building My Bicycle Camper: Rigid Foam Insulation & Fiberglass Shell Last winter, I took on a new DIY challenge: building a compact, weatherproof…

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  • …and Then There Came e-bikes

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    Lee Iococca… I got this completely stock a couple of years ago. It has undergone numerous changes since then. Trailmate Meteor 3 Recumbent Bicycle with Bafang 750 watt mid-drive, 1000 watt Risun Motor front wheel. 2 20 AH 52 volt batteries Sun EX3 tri-Classic Three-wheeled recumbent bicycle. 750 watt Tongshen TSDZ8 750 watt mid-drive and 48 volt 13 AH Battery. Sun Sunseeker EZ-3 USX HD with a Bafang 500 watt front wheel 48 volt 13 AH battery. My performer! I’m thinking I will take a tour this summer. I’ve been dreaming of getting away and doing something different. I have family in Texas. I would really like to see a…

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