Articles By Pat Hays

Lost on Lyons Ferry Road

Can You Trust Google Maps? I had just left Pasco, Washington, after stopping at Dollar General for groceries.…

ByByPat Hays Aug 10, 2026
The 10mm Conspiracy

Coffee Time, real talk:Where are all the 10mm wrenches and sockets? I can never find one.I dropped a…

ByByPat Hays Jun 21, 2026
Changing Gears

I’m changing gears.After a lot of bicycle adventures, I’m shifting to motorcycle adventuring. I figured I’ll be closer…

ByByPat Hays Jun 20, 2026
Buy Me A Room

I’m getting ready for the TransAmerica ride and sharing the trip on this blog. If you’d like to…

ByByPat Hays Apr 7, 2026
“TransAmerica” – It’s Officially On!

(May 1 Launch) I’m on my way to DC for the Fourth of July to celebrate our nation’s…

ByByPat Hays Apr 4, 2026
Grass Burrs and a Long Walk

I was a homeless drunk in Denver, but I still worked. Temp agencies mostly. If a customer needed…

ByByPat Hays Mar 27, 2026
Boldest. Man. Alive.

People keep asking me what I think of our President now that he’s been back in office for…

ByByPat Hays Jan 27, 2026
Push for U.S. Control of Greenland

The recent resurgence in the United States’ interest in acquiring Greenland has sparked intense debate and international concern.…

ByByPat Hays Jan 18, 2026
Jogging in Your Sixties

A great way to meet people! “Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and I almost…

ByByPat Hays Dec 17, 2025
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Lost on Lyons Ferry Road

Can You Trust Google Maps? I had just left Pasco, Washington, after stopping at Dollar General for groceries.…

ByByPat Hays Aug 10, 2026
The 10mm Conspiracy

Coffee Time, real talk:Where are all the 10mm wrenches and sockets? I can never find one.I dropped a…

ByByPat Hays Jun 21, 2026
Changing Gears

I’m changing gears.After a lot of bicycle adventures, I’m shifting to motorcycle adventuring. I figured I’ll be closer…

ByByPat Hays Jun 20, 2026
Buy Me A Room

I’m getting ready for the TransAmerica ride and sharing the trip on this blog. If you’d like to…

ByByPat Hays Apr 7, 2026
“TransAmerica” – It’s Officially On!

(May 1 Launch) I’m on my way to DC for the Fourth of July to celebrate our nation’s…

ByByPat Hays Apr 4, 2026
Grass Burrs and a Long Walk

I was a homeless drunk in Denver, but I still worked. Temp agencies mostly. If a customer needed…

ByByPat Hays Mar 27, 2026
Boldest. Man. Alive.

People keep asking me what I think of our President now that he’s been back in office for…

ByByPat Hays Jan 27, 2026
Push for U.S. Control of Greenland

The recent resurgence in the United States’ interest in acquiring Greenland has sparked intense debate and international concern.…

ByByPat Hays Jan 18, 2026
Jogging in Your Sixties

A great way to meet people! “Today I met two paramedics, three nurses, a cardiologist, and I almost…

ByByPat Hays Dec 17, 2025