Senator John Fetterman suffered a heart rhythm flare-up, fell, and received 20 stitches. He’s now recovering at home. That’s the real story.
But online?
The moment his face hit the pavement, the internet hit the gas pedal on fiction.
🔍 The Greatest Hits of Conspiracy Theater
- The Schumer Doctor Drop
They say Chuck Schumer sent a doctor to drug Fetterman. No evidence. No logic. Just vibes. - The Clone Theory
They say Fetterman has a body double. That he’s been replaced. That the real one is gone.
Fetterman himself mocked this theory in a video—because it’s that absurd. - The Stroke Cover-Up
Some claim this wasn’t a heart issue—it was a second stroke, hidden from the public.
Again, no proof. Just speculation dressed up as “concern.” - The Deep State Defibrillator
Yes, someone actually claimed his pacemaker was “remotely triggered.”
That’s not how medicine—or reality—works.
🎭 Why It Matters
These aren’t just fringe ideas. They get traction. They get clicks.
And they distract from real questions—like how we treat public health, transparency, and media accountability.
☕ Pat Says:
“They say Schumer sent a doctor. They say Fetterman’s a clone. They say everything—except the truth.”
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